2 Samuel

Chapter 1

1 After Saul died and after David had returned from his battle with the Amalechites, David spent a couple of days in Ziklag. 2 And on the third day, a man arrived from the camp of the army of Saul. His clothes were all torn and his face was covered with dirt. And when he reached David, he fell to the ground and bowed before him, 3 then David asked, ‘Where have you come from?’

And he said, ‘I’ve struggled to make it here from the camp of Israel.’

4 Then David asked, ‘What message are you bringing? Tell me!’

And he said, ‘Our army has fled the field of battle, and many have been injured and many more have been killed. Why, Saul and his son JoNathan have both been killed.’

5 Then David asked, ‘How do you know that both Saul and JoNathan are dead?’

6 And the young man said, ‘I happened to be on Mount Gilboa when I saw Saul leaning on his spear. Then the chariots and cavalry started coming toward him, so I went over to his side. 7 Well, when he looked behind him and saw me, he to called to me, and I replied, Look, here I am. 8 And he asked, Who are you? And I said, I’m an Amalechite. 9 And he said to me, Stand over me and kill me, because an awful darkness is coming over me! 10 So, I stood over him and put him to death, because I knew that he couldn’t survive his wound. Then I took the [turban] from his head and the armlet from his biceps, and I’ve brought them here to you, my lord.’

11 Well, David started grabbing his clothes and ripping them; and all of his men started ripping their clothes, 12 beating on their chests, and crying. Well, they fasted for the rest that day over Saul, his son JoNathan, the people of Judah, and the people of Israel who were cut down with broadswords.

13 Then David asked the man who brought him the message, ‘Where are you from?’

And he replied, ‘I’m the son of an Amalechite man who is living in your land.’

14 And David asked him, ‘So, why weren’t you afraid to lift your hand and kill the anointed one of Jehovah?’ 15 Then David called one of his servants and said, ‘Come here and kill him!’ So, he struck the man and he died. 16 For David said to him, ‘Your blood is on your own head, because your own mouth spoke against you when you said I have killed the anointed one of Jehovah.’

17 Then David went into mourning over Saul and his son JoNathan. 18 And to teach the sons of Judah he sang:

‘Its written in the scroll of the righteous:
19 ‘Erect a stele, O Israel,
For those who have died in your hills;
For the mighty
who’
ve fallen.

20 Don’t announce it in Gath;
Or announce it as good news in
Ashkelon’s streets,
So the daughters of
Philistia aren’t happy;
So the daughters of uncircumcised do not rejoice.

21 May dew not fall on Gilboa;
May it not rain on you in the fields of the first-fruits;
 For the shield of the mighty was treated with contempt,
And the shield of Saul wasn’t anointed with oil.

22 From the blood of the slain;
From the fat of the mighty;
But JoNathan’s bow did not return empty;
The broadsword of Saul did not return empty.

23 For Saul and JoNathan, those who were loved…
The beautiful ones were not parted;
They were handsome in life…

And they’re
together in death.

They were swifter than eagles;
They conquered more than lions.
24 So, Daughters of
Israel, cry over Saul,
For he dr
essed you in scarlet and jewels…
he dressed you in clothing and jewelry of gold.

25 Now the mighty have fallen in battle;
O JoNathan, you were killed in the mountains.
26 I ache for you, O my brother
For, to me you were a beautiful man.

Your wonderful affection for me,
Was greater than the love of women.

27 But now the mighty have fallen,
And their weapons of war are destroyed.’

Chapter 2

1 After that, David asked Jehovah, ‘Should I return to one of the cities of Judah now?’

And Jehovah answered, ‘Go!’

Then David asked where he should go, and Jehovah answered, ‘To Hebron.’

2 So, David moved to Hebron with his wives (AhinoAm the JezreElite, and AbiGail the wife of Nabal the Carmelite) 3 and his men, and each man [obtained] his own house. Then they all started living there in and around Hebron.

4 Thereafter, the men of Judea came and anointed David to rule over the house of Judah.

Then they reported to David that the men of Jabish Gilead had put Saul’s [body] in a tomb. 5 So, David sent messengers to the leaders of Jabish of Gilead, who said to them, ‘You are blest by Jehovah for showing such mercy to your lord Saul, the anointed of God, by building a tomb for him and his son JoNathan. 6 Now, may Jehovah give you mercy and truth, and I will treat you in the same [kind] way that you’ve treated [Saul and JoNathan]. 7 So, prepare yourselves and make yourselves strong, for now that your lord Saul has died, I’ve been anointed to rule over the house of Judah and become your king!’

8 However, AbNer (the son of Ner), Saul’s commander-in-chief, took Saul’s son IshBosheth from his camp to ManaEm, 9 and set him up as the ruler over Gilead, Thasiri, JezreEl, Ephraim, BenJamin, and all the rest of Israel.

10 Well, when IshBosheth became the king over Israel, he was forty-years old; and he reigned there for two years. However, the house of Judah followed David as their ruler. 11 And David reigned in Hebron for seven years and six months.

12 Then AbNer (the son of Ner) and the servants of IshBosheth came from ManaEm to Gibeon, 13 and JoAb (the son of ZeruJah) and David’s servants came from Hebron and met with them at the spring of Gibeon. Then they all sat down together at the spring, with each group sitting on opposite sides of the spring. 14 And AbNer said to JoAb, ‘Have your servants get up and play in front of us.’

And JoAb said, ‘Get up!’

15 So, twelve of IshBosheth’s servants (BenJamites) stood up, and then twelve of David’s men stood up, 16 and they all grabbed each other by the head and jabbed each other in the side with their swords, and they all fell together. So from then on, that place was known in Gibeon as ‘The Place of the Plotters.’

17 As the result, a battle started that day, which was hard fought; and AbNer and the men of Israel lost to the servants of David.

18 Now, ZeriJah had three sons who were there; JoAb, AbiShai, and AshaEl… and AshaEl was very light on his feet… like a deer in the field. 19 Well, he chased AbNer without slowing or swerving. 20 And when AbNer looked back and saw him, he shouted, ‘Is that AshaEl in person?’

And he replied, ‘It’s me!’

21 And AbNer shouted, ‘Then turn aside and take the armor from one of your servants [and put it on].’ However, AshaEl didn’t want to slow down, because he was hot on the heels of AbNer. 22 Then AbNer said to AsaheEl, ‘You’d better turn back or I’ll have to kill you, and then how will I ever show my face to JoAb again? 23 What are you doing? Go back to your brother JoAb!’

However, he wasn’t willing to leave. Then AbNer threw his spear and hit him in the stomach, going completely through him, and he fell and died there under [AbNer]. Well, everyone went to the place where he fell and stood there looking [at the body].

24 Now, JoAb and AbiShai also kept chasing AbNer until sunset, and they had gotten as far as the hill of AmManin in front of Gai, on the road between Gibeon and the desert. 25 Then the sons of BenJamin got together to catch up with AbNer, and they had reached the top of one of the hills. 26 So, AbNer called to JoAb saying, ‘Do you really think you’ll win with your broadsword, or don’t you know that it will lead to a bitter end? Tell your people to stop chasing their brothers!’

27 And JoAb said, ‘As Jehovah lives, it’s a good thing that you said this, otherwise our people would have been chasing each other all night long.’

28 So, JoAb blew his trumpet, and all his people withdrew and stopped chasing after Israel, and the war ended.

29 Then AbNer and his men left at sunset and marched through the night. They crossed the Jordan and returned all the way to their camp, 30 and JoAb stopped chasing AbNer. Then he gathered all his men to find out how many of David’s servants had been lost, and found that he had only lost nineteen, plus AshaEl. 31 However David’s men had killed three-hundred and sixty of the sons of BenJamin under AbNer.

32 Then they picked up AshaEl’s [body] and put it in the tomb in BethLehem where his father was buried. And JoAb and his men marched through the entire night, reaching Hebron at dawn.

Chapter 3

1 Well, the war between the house of David and the house of Saul lasted a long time, and the house of David kept getting stronger, but the house of Saul kept getting weaker.

2 In the meantime, David had sons born to him in Hebron. His first-born was AmNon through AhinoAm the JezreElite, 3 the second was DaluYa through AbiGail the Carmelite, the third was AbSalom through MaAcha the daughter of Tholmi, king of Gesir, 4 the fourth was Ornia through PhegGith, the fifth was Sabatia through AbiTal, 5 and the sixth was JetheraAm through AiGla. These were all David’s wives and all his sons who were born in Hebron.

6 Well, a war started between the house of Saul and the house of David when AbNer was [serving as] the king of Israel. 7 And Saul used to have a concubine named Respha (the daughter of Jal). Then Saul’s son IshBosheth went to AbNer and asked, ‘Why are you [sleeping] with my father’s concubine?’

8 Now, this made AbNer furious with IshBosheth, and AbNer said, ‘Do you dare to speak to me like a dog after the mercy I’ve shown to the house of your father Saul, and to his family and friends? Why, I never went over to the side of the house of David, so why are you coming to me and complaining that I’ve been unjust in regard to some woman today? 9 As Jehovah swore by an oath to David, may God curse AbNer and add to it if I don’t do the same thing. 10 I will remove the kingship from the house of Saul and elevate the throne of David over all of Israel and Judah, from Dan to BeerSheba.’

11 Well, IshBosheth didn’t say anything more, because he was so afraid.

12 Then AbNer sent messengers to David right away (he was in ThaiLam at the time), who told him, ‘Make a treaty with me, because I’m on your side now, and I’m going to give the whole house of Israel to you.’

13 And David replied, ‘Good! I will make an agreement with you; however, there’s just one thing that I want to ask of you… I don’t want to see your face unless you bring Saul’s daughter Michal with you when you come.’

14 And David sent messengers to Saul’s son IshBosheth, who said, ‘Give me back my wife Michal who I paid for with the foreskins of a hundred Philistines.’

15 So, IshBosheth sent and had her taken from her husband PhaltiEl (the son of SelLe). 16 And her husband followed her back to BarAkim, but AbNer warned him to go back, so he went back home.

17 Then AbNer spoke to the elders of Israel and said, ‘For a long time now, you’ve been looking for David to rule over you. 18 And this is the time for you to act, for Jehovah has said concerning David, I will deliver Israel from the hands of the Philistines and all their other enemies at the hands of David!

19 So, AbNer went and spoke to the people of the tribe of BenJamin (before he went to speak to David in Hebron), and everyone was pleased, both in the house of BenJamin and in all Israel. 20 So then, AbNer came with twenty of his men to see David in Hebron, and David prepared a banquet for them. 21 Then AbNer said to David, ‘I will go and gather all Israel to my lord the king, and I will conclude an agreement with you, that you may rule over whomever you wish.’

And then David sent AbNer away in peace.

22 Shortly thereafter, JoAb returned to David with his army after a battle, and they were carrying many spoils of war. However, by this time AbNer was no longer there with David in Hebron, since he’d been sent away in peace. 23 But when JoAb and his men heard that AbNer (the son of Ner) had come to David and that he’d been sent away in peace, 24 JoAb went to the king and asked, ‘What have you done? {Look!} AbNer came here… and you sent him away in peace? 25 Don’t you know that AbNer just came here to deceive you? All he came for is to find out what you’re doing!’

26 Well, after JoAb left David, he sent messengers to AbNer (who was at the well of SeiRam), asking him to return… but David didn’t know about this. 27 And when AbNer returned to Hebron, JoAb called to him as he reached the city gate, saying that he wanted to speak to him.

Well, it was a trap; he stabbed him in the stomach and killed him… he did this to [avenge] the blood of his brother AshaEl.

28 Then, when David heard about it, he said, ‘My kingdom and I are innocent before Jehovah through the ages over the blood of AbNer, the son of Ner. 29 May the guilt rest upon JoAb and upon the house of his father; may the house of JoAb always suffer from gonorrhea and leprosy; may they walk on crutches; may they starve; and may they be cut down in battle. 30 For JoAb and his brother AbiShai only looked for AbNer because he killed their brother AshaEl at the battle of Gibeon.’

31 Then David said to JoAb and all his men, ‘Now rip your clothes, wrap yourselves in sackcloth, and mourn for AbNer.’

Then David followed AbNer’s casket in his funeral procession, 32 and they buried him in a tomb in Hebron, where David screamed and cried, as did all the people. 33 And the king went in mourning over AbNer, and said, ‘Should AbNer have died like Nabal? 34 Oh, your hands weren’t tied, your feet weren’t in shackles, and you weren’t led away like Nabal; rather, you were cut down in the presence of an unrighteous son.’

Then all the people gathered to weep for him. 35 And David invited them all to eat loaves of bread in a funeral meal that day. And David swore an oath, saying, ‘May God curse me and add more to it if I eat anything before the sun sets today.’

36 So, all the people were pleased by the things that the king had done before them. 37 And all Israel got to know that the king had nothing to do with killing AbNer (the son of Ner)

38 And the king said to his servants, ‘Don’t you know that a great leader has fallen in Israel today? 39 Why, I feel like one of his close relatives and as someone who has stood in the presence of a king. But these men, these sons of ZeruJah, are hard for me to bear. May Jehovah repay the one who did this wicked thing with the evil that he deserves.’

Chapter 4

1 And when Saul’s son IshBosheth heard that AbNer (the son of Ner) had been killed in Hebron, he and all the men in Israel became weak [in the knees].

2 Now, there were two men who were leaders of the confederation of IshBosheth; one was BaAna and the other was Rechab. They were both sons of RimMon the BeerOthite of the tribe of BenJamin (for BeerOth was considered part of the tribe of BenJamin). 3 And these BeerOthites fled to GetThaim, where [their families] live to this day.

4 Also, Saul’s son JoNathan had a five-year-old son who was lame. For, when the message came from JezreEl about [the death] of Saul and JoNathan, his nurse picked him up and ran away, but she dropped him, which damaged his legs. His name was MephiBosheth.

5 Well, as they were leaving, the sons of RimMon the BeerOthite (Rechab and BaAna) went to the house of IshBosheth in the heat of the day, during his noontime nap. 6 And at the time, the doorman was out sifting wheat, so they slipped in without being noticed. 7 And there was IshBosheth in his bedroom asleep in his bed, so they struck him, killed him, and cut off his head. Then they took the head and traveled west all that day and night… 8 they brought IshBosheth’s head to David in Hebron and said to the king, ‘Look, here’s the head of Saul’s son IshBosheth, your enemy who would have killed you. Jehovah has given him to our lord the king in punishment of the enemies of his seed. For, Saul and his seed have been your enemies to this day.’

9 But David told Rechab and his brother BaAna, ‘As Jehovah (the One who has protected my life) lives, 10 the man who reported to me that Saul had died thought he was bringing me good news, but I had him taken away and killed in Ziklag, despite what he thought. 11 And now, you wicked people have killed a righteous man while he was in his house asleep in bed. So, I will require his blood from you, and I will wipe you off this earth.’

12 And at that, David gave orders to his servants, and they killed them both… they cut off their hands and feet and hung their bodies near the spring in Hebron. Then they took the head of IshBosheth and placed it in the tomb of AbNer (the son of Ner) in Hebron.

Chapter 5

1 Thereafter, all the tribes of Israel to came to David in Hebron, and they said to him: ‘Look, we’re your own flesh and bones. 2 And although Saul used to be our king, you were the one who led the people of Israel to and from our [battles], so you will be the leader over Israel.’

3 Then all the elders of Israel came [and met with] the king in Hebron, and King David made a treaty with them there in Hebron, in the presence of Jehovah. Then they anointed David to be the king over all Israel.

4 David was thirty years old when he started his rule, and he reigned for forty years. 5 He reigned over [the tribe of] Judah in Hebron for seven-and-a-half years, and he reigned over all Israel and Judah from Jerusalem for thirty-three years.

6 So, David and all his men then [marched on] Jerusalem, where the Jebusites were living at the time. And the [Jebusites] said to him, ‘You’re not going to enter here, for even the blind and the lame will oppose you. Why, even they are saying, David will never enter [this city].’

7 However, David took the citadel on Zion, and he made it his own city. 8 Then he told his men, ‘Everyone who cuts down a Jebusite should also use his dagger on the lame, the blind, and on anyone else who hates the life of David. And because of this, people will say, The blind and the lame will never enter the house of Jehovah.’

9 Well, David took up living there in the citadel, and the place became known as the City of David. And thereafter, he built a city around his tower and palace. 10 And from then on, David kept getting greater, because Jehovah the Almighty was with him.

11 Then Hiram (the king of Tyre) sent messengers to David, along with much wood from his cedar trees and some stoneworkers, and they built a palace for David.

12 Now, David knew that it was Jehovah who had made him king over Israel, and it was He who was blessing [David’s] kingdom, because of His people Israel.

13 Well, after David moved from Hebron to Jerusalem, he took more wives and concubines, so he had even more sons and daughters. 14 These are the names of the children that were born to him in Jerusalem: SamMous, Sobab, Nathan, Solomon, 15 EbeAr, EliSoue, Naphek, JePhies, 16 EliSama, EliDae, EliPhalath, Samae, JessiBath, YalaMaAn, YeBaAr, TheaEsous, EliPhalar, Naged, Naphek, JaNathan, LeAsamus, BaalImath, and EliPhaAth.

17 Then, when the Philistines heard that David had been anointed to be the king over Israel, they went looking for him. And when David heard about this, he returned to his citadel, 18 as the Philistines formed for an attack in the Valley of the Titans. 19 So, David went to Jehovah and asked, ‘Should I fight the Philistines, and will You give them into my hands?’

And Jehovah replied, ‘Go, for I will save you and give the Philistines into your hands!’

20 So, David attacked them and breached their lines from the mountain passes, defeating the Philistines. And David said, ‘Jehovah cut through my enemies the Philistines like He cuts through water. So because of this, we will name this place the High Breaches.’

21 Well, the [Philistines] had left behind all [the images of] their gods, so David and his men took them and carried them along with them. 22 And then the Philistines came again and met to fight in the Valley of the Titans. 23 So, David asked of Jehovah, and Jehovah replied, ‘Don’t confront them, go around them to the other side of the Forest of Tears, and I will give them into your hands. 24 Then, when you hear the sound of them marching from the Forest of Tears, you must attack, and I will lead you in your battle with the Philistines.’

25 So, David did just as Jehovah told him, and he cut down the Philistines from Gibeon to the land of Gezer.

Chapter 6

1 Thereafter, David gathered all the young men of Israel (there were about seventy thousand of them). 2 Then he and all his men (along with rulers from Judah) went on an expedition to bring back the Chest of God that was used to call on the Name of Jehovah of armies… the one that has the [covering of] cherubs on it. 3 So, they went to the house of AminiDab (the one on the hill), and picked up the Chest of Jehovah and put it on a new wagon. And the sons of AminiDab led the wagon that carried the Chest.

4 Now, as AminiDab’s sons were leading the wagon along, 5 David and his men were dancing in front of Jehovah and playing musical instruments… they were playing appropriate lively tunes on lyres, harps, tambourines, cymbals, and pipes. 6 And when they arrived at the threshing-floor of Nachon, the oxen [carrying the chest] bolted and Oza stuck out his hand and grabbed the Chest of God to steady it. 7 Well, this enraged Jehovah, so God struck Oza and he died there next to the Chest of Jehovah… in front of God.

8 Well, David was very depressed over Jehovah cutting down Oza. So, he called that place ‘the Cutting Down of Oza,’ which is what it is still called today.

9 Now, David became afraid of Jehovah that day, for he asked, ‘Then how can I bring the Chest of God with me?’ 10 So he decided not to bring the Chest of the Sacred Agreement of Jehovah into his city. Rather, he turned and carried it to the house of ObedEdom, the GitTite, 11 and the Chest of Jehovah was kept there for three months. But as the result, Jehovah blest the household of ObedEdom and everything that he owned.

12 Well, when it was reported to King David that the house of ObedEdom and all his things were being blest because of the Chest of God, David went and took the Chest of Jehovah from there, and he [had it brought] into the city of David in a joyful [parade]. 13 For, as the Chest of Jehovah was being transported, it was led by seven companies of dancers, along with a calf and lambs that were being brought for a sacrifice, and David [led the way] playing music that was appropriate in the presence of Jehovah.

14 Well, David wore a fine robe for the occasion. 15 And David and the whole house of Israel danced in front of the Chest of Jehovah, shouting, and blowing trumpets. 16 And as the Chest reached the city of David, Michal (Saul’s daughter) looked out her window and saw King David dancing and playing music before Jehovah, and in her heart she was disgusted.

17 Well, they brought the Chest of Jehovah and put it in its place, in the middle of the Tent that David had made for it, then David sacrificed whole-burnt offerings and peace offerings before Jehovah. 18 And after he did this, David blest the people in the name of Jehovah of armies, 19 and he distributed bread, grilled meat, and pancakes among all the people of Israel from Dan to BeerSheba, both the men and the women. Then everyone went back home, 20 and David returned to bless his own house.

Well, when he got there, Michal (the daughter of Saul) came out to meet David, and she started shouting at him. She asked, ‘So, how was the king of Israel glorified today as he danced naked in front of the daughters of his servants? For you exposed yourself while you were dancing.’

21 And David replied, ‘When I’m in the presence of Jehovah I’m going to dance. May Jehovah, who chose me over your father and his house, be praised for allowing me to take the lead over His people Israel. So, I will play and dance in His presence, 22 and I will be uncovered again in front of the girls (who you said I dishonored myself in front of), so I can be useless in your eyes.’

23 Well, Michal (the daughter of Saul) remained childless until the day she died.

Chapter 7

1 Well, after Jehovah had conquered all [of David’s] enemies around him, the king was sitting in his palace, 2 and he said to the Prophet Nathan, ‘Look, here I am living in a palace of cedar, while the Chest of God is sitting in a tent.’

3 And Nathan said to the king, ‘Then do whatever your heart moves you to do, because Jehovah is with you!’

4 But that night, the word of Jehovah came to Nathan, which said, 5 ‘Go and speak to My servant David, and tell him that this is what Jehovah says: You are not to build a house for Me to live in, 6 because I haven’t stayed in a house from the time that I led the sons of Israel out of Egypt until now. Rather, I’ve been moving about in a tent 7 in all the places where Israel has traveled.

‘Now, as you speak to him, ask: Have I spoken to any tribe of Israel that I’ve assigned over My people and asked them why they wouldn’t build me a house of Cedar? 8 Then tell my servant David that Jehovah the almighty says: I took you out of the sheep pens to be the leader over My people Israel, 9 and wherever you went I’ve been with you. I’ve destroyed all your enemies and I’ve made your name famous among all the great men of the earth.

10 ‘And I will establish a place for my people IsraelI will plant it, they will camp there by themselves, and they won’t have to worry anymore. For the sons of unrighteousness won’t humble them as they did in ancient times, 11 back when I put judges over my people Israel. It is then that I will allow you to rest from all your enemies, and I will instruct you to build a House for Jehovah.

12 ‘For, after your days are finished and you’ve gone to sleep with your ancestors, I will raise up your seed after you – someone who has come from within you – and I will prepare his kingdom. 13 Then He will build Me a House to My Name, and I will make his throne stand through the ages… I will be a father to him, and he will be a son to Me. 14 Then if he acts unrighteously, I will discipline him with the type of switch that men use, and spank him the same way that the sons of men do. 15 But I will never remove My mercy from him in the same way that I’ve removed My mercy from others. 16 Rather, his house and his kingdom will stand before Me through the ages, and his throne will last through the ages.’

17 So, Nathan told David all the words that he heard in the vision. 18 Then King David went in and sat before Jehovah and asked, ‘Just who am I, O my Lord Jehovah, and what is my house that You’re showing such love for me? 19 Why, I was once very small before you, O my Lord Jehovah, yet You spoke about my house long ahead of time. So, what laws are you giving me, O my Lord, 20 and what should David say before You?

‘Now, You know Your servant, O my Lord Jehovah, 21 and You’ve treated Your servant the way that Your heart has directed. 22 You have brought about all these great things to let your servant know that he should glorify You, O my Lord Jehovah, for there is no one else like You, and we’ve heard of no God other than You.

23 ‘And what are Your people Israel? For no other nation on the earth is guided by God. Yet, You have purchased a people to establish Your name and to show Your greatness and grandeur. For You drove nations out from in front of the people You purchased (out of Egypt) and made them live in tents. 24 And You have set aside Israel to be Your people through the ages… and You, O Lord, have become their God.

25 ‘And now, O my Lord Jehovah, may the things that You said about Your servant and his house prove true through the ages, just as You said. 26 And may Your Name 27 Jehovah – the Almighty God over Israel – be glorified through the ages. For, You have uncovered the ears of your servant and told me that I shall build a House for You. This is why Your servant’s heart has been moved to pray this prayer to You.

28 ‘And now, O my Lord; You are God! So, the words that You said about the good things that You will do for Your servant will come true! 29 Now, start blessing the house of Your servant that will stand before You through the ages. For You, O my Lord Jehovah, have spoken, and You’ve promised to bless the house of your servant through the ages.’

Chapter 8

1 Thereafter, David attacked the Philistines and routed them, and he took back everything that [Israel] had lost to them. 2 Then David attacked Moab and divided their army into two lines as they lay on the ground. Half were to be killed and the rest were held captive. Then the Moabites became David’s servants and they were required to pay him a tribute.

3 Next, David attacked AdraAzar (the son of RaAb, the king of Souba) as he was marching toward the Euphrates River. 4 There David captured a thousand chariots, seven-thousand of his cavalry, and twenty-thousand of his foot soldiers. Then David had all the chariots destroyed, except for a hundred that he kept for himself.

5 And when the Syrians came from Damascus to help AdraAzar (the king of Souba), David cut down twenty-two thousand of their men. 6 Then David sent a detachment to Syria, where they garrisoned near Damascus, and the Syrians had to pay a tribute to David also. So, Jehovah was with David wherever he went.

7 David took the gold armlets that the children of AdraAzar wore and brought them to Jerusalem, but these were eventually taken by SusAkim (the king of Egypt) when he attacked Jerusalem during the reign of RehoBoam, the son of Solomon.

8 Then David went to AdraAzar’s principal cities and brought back huge amounts of brass, which was used by Solomon to create [the Temple’s] sacred Brass Sea, its columns, its bathing tubs, and all its utensils.

9 And when the king of Hamath heard that David had conquered the armies of AdraAzar, 10 he sent his son JedDuram to King David to ask for peace. He also congratulated David for beating AdraAzar, because AdraAzar was his enemy. And he brought along items of silver, gold, and brass, 11 which King David dedicated to Jehovah, as he had done with all the silver and gold that he had taken from the cities that he conquered… 12 from Idumea, Moab, the sons of AmMon, the Philistines, the Amalechites, and from the spoils of AdraAzar (the son of RaAb, the king of Suba).

13 Well, David became quite famous; and on his return, he attacked the Idumeans at GebElem, killing eighteen thousand. 14 Then he put detachments throughout all Idumea, and the Idumeans became the king’s servants.

Well, no matter where he went, Jehovah was with David, 15 and he remained the ruler over all Israel, for he was fair and just with all his people. 16 [At the time], JoAb (the son of ZeruJah) was in charge of his army, JoSaphat (the son of AchiAd) was in charge of the records, 17 Zadok (the son of AhiTub) and AhiMelech (the son of AbiAthar) were the Priests, Sasa was the Scribe, 18 BenaiJah (the son of JodAi) was David’s personal advisor, and the Chelethites, Phelethites, and David’s sons were the chiefs of his palace.

Chapter 9

1 And David asked, ‘Is there still anyone left from the house of Saul that I should be showing [kindness] to because of JoNathan?’

2 Well at the time, there was still a servant from the house of Saul named Ziba, so they called him to David. And the king asked, ‘Are you Ziba?’

And he replied, ‘I am… your servant.’

3 And the king asked, ‘Is there anyone left from the house of Saul upon whom I should be showing the mercy of God?’

And Ziba said: ‘There is still one of JoNathan’s sons… one whose feet have been damaged.’

4 And the king asked, ‘Where is he?’

And Ziba replied, ‘Look! In the house of Machir, the son of AmiEl of Lodabar.’

5 So, King David sent for him and brought him from of the house of Machir. 6 And when MephiBosheth (the son of JoNathan and grandson of Saul) came to King David, he fell to his face and bowed before him. Then David said, ‘MephiBosheth!’

And he replied, ‘Look… your servant!’

7 Then David said, ‘Don’t be afraid, because [the reason why I called you] is to show you mercy because of JoNathan your father. I’m going to give you back all the fields of your grandfather Saul, and you will always eat at my table.’

8 And MephiBosheth bowed again and said, ‘Who am I your servant, to find your favor? For I’m no better that a dying dog.’

9 Then the king called for Ziba (Saul’s servant) and told him, ‘I’m giving everything that belonged to Saul and his house to the son of your master. 10 So you, your sons, and your servants will work his land for him, and you are to bring the son of your lord loaves of bread to eat. Also, MephiBosheth (the son of your lord) will always eat at my table.’

Now, Ziba had fifteen sons and twenty servants. 11 And he said to the king, ‘Whatever my lord the king asks, his servant will do.’

And from then on, MephiBosheth ate at the table of David as though he was one of the king’s sons.

12 Now, MephiBosheth had a small son named Micha, and the whole of house of Ziba were MephiBosheth’s servants, 13 and they lived in Jerusalem and always ate at the table of the king. However, he was lame in both of his feet since birth.

Chapter 10

1 Well, the king of the sons of AmMon died, and his son became the new king. 2 Then David said: ‘I’ll do something nice for AnNon, the son of NaAs, because his father was so kind to me.’ So, David sent his servants to the land of the sons of AmMon to comfort him over his father.

3 However, the governors of the sons of AmMon went to their lord and asked, ‘Is David really sending you comforters to glorify your father, or has he really sent them as spies to look at [our fortifications]?’ 4 So then, AnNon took David’s servants, shaved their beards, cut off their uniforms to their hips, and sent them away.

5 Well, when this was reported to David, he sent men to meet them, because they had been so extremely dishonored. And the king told them to stay in Jericho until their beards grew back.

6 And when the sons of AmMon saw how David had been disgraced, they hired and sent twenty-thousand Syrians from BaithRaam, Souba, and RoOb, a thousand infantrymen from the king of Amalech, and twelve-thousand men from IshTob. 7 And when David heard about this, he sent JoAb and all his best soldiers there.

8 Well, the sons of AmMon gathered for war at the city gate, leaving the Syrians from Souba, RoOb, and [the men of] IshTob and MaAcha alone in the field. 9 And when JoAb saw what he was facing, with armies on either side, he took the younger men of Israel and deployed opposite the Syrians, 10 then he put the rest of his army into the hands of his brother AbiShai, and they deployed opposite the sons of AmMon. 11 And he said, ‘If Syria starts to beat me, you come to help me. But if the sons of AmMon start to beat you, I’ll come to help you. 12 However, we must act like men, for if we are strong for our people and the cities of our God, then Jehovah will do what He sees is best!’

13 Then, when JoAb and his men attacked the Syrians, they fled before him. 14 And when the sons of AmMon saw the Syrians running, they turned and ran from AbiShai, back into their city. So, JoAb left the land of AmMon and returned to Jerusalem.

15 Well, after the Syrians found that they had lost before Israel, they gathered to the same place again. 16 Then AdraAzar sent for more Syrians from the other side of the Chalamak River, and they came to AiLam. And Sobak, the general of AdraAzar’s army, was put in charge of them. 17 Now, when this was reported to David, he gathered the whole army Israel, crossed the Jordan, and marched on AiLam. Then the Syrians set up battle lines against David, and the battle began, 18 but the Syrians again fled from the Israelites. Then David destroyed seven-hundred of their chariots and forty-thousand of their cavalry. He also killed the general over their army, Sobak. 19 And when the servants of AdraAzar saw that they had lost to Israel, they surrendered and became their servants. And from that time on, the Syrians were afraid to come to the aid of the sons of AmMon.

Chapter 11

1 Now, when the time of year came around when the kings [traditionally] went out to battle, David sent JoAb, his servants, and the entire army of Israel, and they destroyed the sons of AmMon. Then they laid siege against RabBah, however David stayed home in Jerusalem

2 Then one evening, David got up from his bed and walked up to the roof of the king’s palace. And from there he saw a woman who was bathing on her roof who was very pretty. 3 Then David asked about the woman, saying, ‘Isn’t this BathSheba, the daughter of EliAb and the wife of UriJah the Hittite?’

4 So, David sent messengers who brought her to him. Then he went in to her and went to bed with her, and thereafter she went back home. However, she had just been cleansed from her monthly period, 5 so when she sent a message to David telling him that she was pregnant, David said, ‘It’s my baby.’

6 As the result, David sent [a message] to JoAb, saying, ‘Send UriJah the Hittite to me.’ And JoAb sent UriJah to him.

7 Well, when UriJah arrived, David first asked how JoAb was doing, how the army was doing, and then how the war was going. 8 And David said to UriJah, ‘Now you can go back home and wash your feet!’

So, UriJah left the king’s palace, and the king had a gift sent to him. 9 However, UriJah just bedded down next to the door to the king’s palace, along with his lord’s servants, and he didn’t go home. 10 Well, when David was told that UriJah hadn’t gone home, he went and asked UriJah, ‘Didn’t you just come a long way? Why don’t you go home?’

11 And UriJah replied, ‘Why, the [sacred] Chest and the armies of Judah and Israel are all staying in tents. For my lord JoAb and his men are camped out in fields, so how can I go to my house to eat, drink, and go to bed with my wife? As you are living, how could I do such a thing?’

12 Then David said, ‘Okay, then stay here for the rest of the day, and tomorrow I will send for you.’

So, UriJah stayed in Jerusalem for the rest of that day, and the next day 13 David called for him. Well, he fed him and gave him so much to drink that he got him drunk. Yet, that evening he again went to bed with the servants of his lord, and he didn’t go back to his house. 14 So the next morning, David wrote a letter to JoAb, and he had UriJah deliver it. 15 It said, ‘Send UriJah into the toughest part of the fighting – right up to the city gate – and then leave him there, so he will be cut down and killed.’

16 And when JoAb attacked the city, he put UriJah in a place where he knew that the hardest fighting would be done. 17 Then, when the men of the city came to fight with JoAb, many of David’s men died along with UriJah the Hittite. 18 And thereafter, JoAb sent a report to David with all the details of the battle… and to give the king a message. 19 He told the messenger, ‘Now, when you’re describing the battle to the king, 20 if the king gets angry and asks you, Why did you go up to the city to fight them? Didn’t you know that they would shoot down on you from the walls? 21 For, who struck AbiMelek, the son of JeroBaal and grandson of Ner? Didn’t a woman drop a piece of a millstone on him from the wall, killing him there in Thamasi? Why did you attack the wall? You must answer, Well, your servant UriJah the Hittite also died.’

22 So, JoAb’s messenger went to the king in Jerusalem and told David everything that JoAb said about the war. Well, David was furious with JoAb, and said to the messenger, ‘Why did he lead [the men] right up to the city to fight? Didn’t he know that they would attack you from the wall? For, who struck AbiMelek, the son of JeroBaal? Didn’t a woman toss a piece of millstone from the wall and kill him in Thamasi? Why did you attack the wall?’

23 And the messenger said to David, ‘Well, the men attacked us… they came out into the field to meet us, so we fought them there at the city gate. 24 But they were shooting at us from the walls, and many of the king’s servants were killed… including your subject, UriJah the Hittite.’

25 And David said to the messenger, ‘Tell this to JoAb: Don’t feel bad about it, because the sword cuts two ways. Now, intensify the battle against the city, tear it down, and establish a garrison there.’

26 Well, when the wife of UriJah heard that her husband had been killed, she was deeply saddened. 27 Then, after her period of mourning, David sent for her and had her brought to his palace. So he married her and she gave birth to his son.

Well, this whole thing appeared wicked in the eyes of Jehovah.

Chapter 12

1 So, Jehovah sent the Prophet Nathan to David… he went in and said to him, ‘There were two men who lived in the same city, one was rich, and the other was poor. 2 Now, the rich man had huge flocks and herds, 3 but the only thing that the poor man owned was a small female lamb that he had bought. But he protected it and fed it, and it grew up with his children. It ate the same bread, drank from his cup, and slept inside his robe, for it was just like a daughter to him. 4 Well, someone who was just traveling along stopped in to see the rich man, and he didn’t want to take anything from his own flocks or herds to prepare [a meal] for the stranger, so he took the lamb that belonged to the poor man and cooked it for the person who was coming to visit.’

5 Well, David was outraged about this man and said, ‘As Jehovah lives, this man deserves to die! 6 [But first] he should have to repay for the lamb with seven of his own, because of what he did when he [killed] it.’

7 And Nathan said to David, ‘You are the man who did this. And this is what Jehovah the God of Israel says: I’m the One that anointed you to be king over Israel, and I’m the One that saved you from the hands of Saul. 8 It was Me who gave you the house of your lord and brought his wives to your chest. And I’m the One who gave you the house of Israel and Judahand if you had remained faithful, I would have given you even more.9 So why have you treated the word of Jehovah as worthless by doing this wicked thing in His eyes? For, you cut down UriJah the Hittite with the broadsword and took his wife as yours, because, when the sons of AmMon killed him, you really killed him. 10 So, now the broadsword will not leave your house through the ages, because you treated Me with contempt by taking the wife of UriJah the Hittite as your wife.

11 ‘This is what Jehovah says: Look, I will cause evil things to awaken in your own house, and I will take your wives from before you and give them to your neighbor, and he will go to bed with them in the daylight12 you did it secretly, but I will do this in the daylight and before all Israel.’

13 Then David said to Nathan, ‘I have sinned against Jehovah.’

And Nathan said to David, ‘Well, Jehovah has forgiven your sin, so you’re not going to die. 14 However, in doing such an unrighteous thing, you even made the enemies of Jehovah angry; so the son that will be born to you will die.’

15 Then Nathan left David’s palace, and Jehovah caused the child that was born to the wife of UriJah by David to be sickly and weak. 16 So, David [prayed to] God about the boy, and he fasted and slept on the ground. 17 And when the elders of his house went to lift him off the ground, he wouldn’t get up and he wouldn’t eat with them.

18 Well after seven days, the boy died. And then David’s servants were afraid to tell him, for they said, ‘Look, we spoke to him about the boy while he was still alive, but he wouldn’t listen to us. So, how can we now tell [David] that he died, because he’ll do bad things to us.’

19 However, David noticed that his servants were whispering, and he suspected that the boy had died. So he asked his servants, ‘Has the boy died?’

And they said, ‘He has.’

20 Then David got up from the ground, took a bath, rubbed himself with oil, and changed his clothes. And then he went to the [Tent] of God and bowed before Him, and when he got back home, he asked for some bread to eat, which they brought to him, and he ate it. 21 Then his servants asked, ‘Why have you acted this way because of the boy? For while he was still alive, you fasted, cried, and wouldn’t sleep. But after he died, you got up and ate and drank something.’

22 And David replied, ‘I fasted and cried while the boy was still living, because I hoped that Jehovah would show mercy on me and allow the boy to live. 23 But now that he has died, why should I fast? I won’t be able to go see him again or carry him to me, because I can’t bring him back.’

24 Then David went to comfort his wife BathSheba.

Well, he went to bed with her again, and she got pregnant and gave birth to a son who she named Solomon… and Jehovah loved him. 25 So He sent Nathan the Prophet, who renamed him JedidiJah, following Jehovah’s instructions.

26 Then JoAb went to war with RabBath of the sons of AmMon, and he subdued that kingdom’s capital city. 27 So, he sent messengers to David, and said, ‘I have fought against RabBath and subdued the City of Waters. 28 Now, gather your men and come to our camp so you can be the first to take it. I don’t want to be the first to take the city, for I don’t wish to have it called by my name.’

29 As the result, David gathered his men, went to RabBath, and conquered it. 30 And he took the crown of Molchom their king from his head (which was made of gold and precious gems) and had it placed on his own head. They also looted the city and brought back a tremendous amount of goods. 31 Then he took the [city’s] people away and put them to work as carpenters, farm laborers, iron smelters, blacksmiths, and brick makers. And that’s what he did in all the cities of the sons of AmMon.

Then David and his men returned to Jerusalem.

Chapter 13

1 Now, AbSalom (one of David’s sons) had a very pretty sister named Tamar, and AmNon (another son of David) was in love with her. 2 In fact, he was so smitten with her that he was sick. Tamar (his sister) was a virgin, and AmNon would have done anything to have her.

3 Well, AmNon had a friend named JoNadab (the son of SamaA, David’s brother). And JoNadab was a very wise man. 4 Then JoNadab asked AmNon, ‘Why are you so puny every morning, O son of the king… tell me what’s wrong.’

And AmNon, told him, ‘It’s Tamar, my brother AbSalom’s sister… I love her.’

5 And JoNadab said to him, ‘Go to bed and act like you’re sick. And when your father comes to see you, tell him, ‘Send my sister Tamar to prepare my food before me and feed me, so I can see her, and eat from her hands.’

6 So, AmNon went to bed and pretended to be sick. And when the king came to see him, AmNon said, ‘Send my sister Tamar to me, and have her bake a couple of biscuits, and I’ll eat them from her hands’

7 Then David sent for Tamar at her house, saying, ‘Go to the house of your brother AmNon and prepare some food for him.’

8 So, Tamar went to the house of her brother AmNon and found him in bed. Then she took some dough and mixed it, made biscuits there in front of him, and fried them, 9 and then she took the frying pan and laid them before him, but he wouldn’t eat them.

And AmNon said, ‘Send all the men away from me.’ So they sent all the men away.

10 Then AmNon said to Tamar, ‘Carry the food into my bedroom and I’ll eat it from your hands there.’

Well, Tamar took the biscuits she had made and carried them in to her brother AmNon’s bedroom. 11 And when she brought them to him, he grabbed her and said, ‘Now come to bed with me, my sister!’

12 And she said to him, ‘No, my brother, don’t rape me, for such things aren’t done in Israel. Don’t be so foolish! 13 For, how could I ever handle the scandal? And you’ll be considered one of the fools in Israel. So, speak to the king, because he’ll let you [marry me]!’

14 But AmNon wouldn’t listen to her. So he overpowered her, went to bed with her, and raped her.

15 Well, [after he was finished], AmNon started to hate her. In fact, his hatred was greater than the love he once had for her. And he told her, ‘Now, get up and go!’

16 And she said, ‘No, O brother! For sending me away like this is even worse than the terrible thing that you just did to me.’

However, AmNon wouldn’t listen. 17 So he called his head servant in and said to him: ‘Take her away from me, then throw her outside and lock the door!’

18 Well, all she was wearing at the time was a long-sleeved slip, for that’s what the virgin daughters of the king wore under their clothes. But the servant led her outside, and then he locked the door behind her.

19 So, Tamar took ashes and put them on her head, and she ripped the slip she was wearing, then she put her hands on her head and ran away screaming.

20 Later, her brother AbSalom asked her, ‘Has your brother AmNon been with you? If so, my sister, don’t say anything, because he’s your brother! Don’t put it into your heart to say anything about this.’

So thereafter, Tamar lived like a widow in the house of her brother AbSalom.

21 Now, when King David heard what happened, he was furious. But he wasn’t angry with his son AmNon, because he was his firstborn. 22 Nor did he say anything bad or good to AbSalom about AmNon. However, AbSalom detested AmNon, because he raped his sister Tamar.

23 Well, two whole years later, they were all shearing sheep for AbSalom in BelAsor (near the land of Ephraim), because AbSalom had called for all the sons of the king. 24 He went to the king and said, ‘Look, your servant has to go and do some shearing, so may the king bring along his servants [to help].’

25 But the king said to AbSalom, ‘No my son, we shouldn’t all go, for we’d just be a burden on you.’ So he refused, because he really didn’t want to go, but he blest him.

26 Then AbSalom asked, ‘Then, why not just send my brother AmNon with us?’

And the king asked, ‘Why should he go with you?’

27 But AbSalom kept insisting, so he sent AmNon and all his other sons along.

Well, AbSalom prepared a banquet that was fit for a king. 28 Then he told his servants, ‘When AmNon starts feeling the wine, I’m going to tell you to strike AmNon and kill him. Don’t be afraid, because I’m the one who’s 29 telling you to do this. So, be strong and act like men!’

29 As the result, AbSalom’s servants did just as they were told, and then all the sons of the king got up on their mules and fled.

30 Well, as they were on their way back, a report was sent to David that AbSalom had killed all the king’s sons, not sparing even one. 31 So, the king ripped his clothes and fell to the ground, and all his servants who were standing with him ripped their clothes.

32 But then JoNadab (the son of ShimeAh, David’s brother) said, ‘Don’t tell our lord that all his sons were killed, for it was just AmNon. He died alone at the instructions of AbSalom, for this is the same day that he raped his sister Tamar. 33 And now, may my lord the king not think in his heart that all his sons have died, for it was just AmNon.’

34 Then [David’s] watchman looked and saw many people coming along the road, down the side of the mountain. So he went and reported to the king, saying, ‘I see men coming down the mountain along the road to OrOnen.’

35 And JoNadab said to the king, ‘Look, it’s your sons! They’re coming back, just as your servant said they would.’

36 And just as he finished speaking, {Look!} the king’s sons came in shouting and crying. And the king and all his servants cried and bawled with them.

37 Well, AbSalom had run away and he went to Tholmi (the son of EmiUd, the king of GedSur) in the land of HamAchad. And King David mourned over his son for a long time. 38 But AbSalom spent three years in GedSur, 39 and by then the [wrath] of the king had abated and he was no longer chasing AbSalom, for he was no longer grieving over the death of AmNon.

Chapter 14

1 Now, JoAb (the son of ZeruJah) knew that the king [still loved] AbSalom. 2 So he sent for a woman in Thecoe who was very wise, and he said to her, ‘I want you to dress in mourning clothes [and pretend] to be in mourning. Don’t rub yourself with oil, for I want you to appear to be a woman who has been mourning over her dead for many days,’

3 So, she went to the king and said the words that JoAb told her to say. 4 This Thecoethite woman went in to the king, fell with her face to the ground, bowed before him, and said, ‘Save me, oh king! Save me!’

5 And the king asked her, ‘What’s wrong?’

And she said, ‘I’m now a widow, because my husband just died, 6 and your servant has two sons. Well, they started arguing while they were out in the fields, and there was no one to break it up. Then the one hit the other and killed him. 7 Now, {Look} the whole family is against your servant, because they’re telling me to hand over my son so they can kill him for murdering his brother. But if they do that, they’ll be taking away my only heir and extinguish the little spark [of hope] that I have left of leaving my husband a name and property on the face of the earth.’

8 And the king said to the woman, ‘Don’t worry; just go back home and I’ll handle this matter for you.’

9 And the Thecoethite woman said to the king, ‘O my lord the king, may this lawlessness be on me and on the house of my father, not on the king and his throne.’

10 And the king said, ‘Who was the one that spoke to you? Bring [your son] to me, and don’t let anyone touch him!’

11 And the woman said, ‘May Jehovah your God remind the king not to allow them to take away my son, so our family line [may continue].’

And he said, ‘As Jehovah lives, not a hair of your son’s head will fall on the ground.’

12 And woman asked, ‘May your servant say one more thing to her lord the king?’

And he said, ‘Speak!’

13 And the woman said, ‘Why have you made such a decision for the people of God? For when you say such things, you’re finding yourself guilty, because the king hasn’t allowed the one he banished to return to him. 14 Why, each of us is dying the death, and like water that’s being poured on the ground, we’re not brought together [again]. Why, only God [has the right to] take a life, and only He has the means to drive someone away if He wishes.

15 ‘Now, as to the thing that I came to speak to my lord the king about; the people told your servant to speak to you, to see what you will do for your servant. 16 They said that you would rescue your servant from the hands of the man who is trying to take away my son and my inheritance from God. 17 And they told me that the words of my lord the king would be as good as a sacrifice. For my lord the king is like a messenger from God, in that you listen to both the good and the bad. So, may Jehovah your God be with you.’

18 Then the king said to the woman: ‘I want to ask you something… and I want you to tell me the truth!’

And the woman said, ‘Please speak, my lord the king!’

19 And the king said, ‘Did JoAb put you up to this?’

And the woman replied, ‘As you are living, O my lord the king; doesn’t the king ever change his mind after he has made a decision? Yes, JoAb is the one who put me up to this, and he put the words in my mouth. 20 But your servant JoAb just did this to bring the matter to a head. For my lord the king is as wise as the wisdom of a messenger from God, in that he knows everything on earth.’

21 And the king said to JoAb: ‘Look, I’m going to do what you’re asking. So, go and bring back the young man AbSalom!’

22 Then JoAb fell with his face to the ground and bowed; and then he praised the king, saying, ‘Today your servant knows that he has found favor in your eyes, O my lord the king, for you have handled this matter for your servant.’

23 So, JoAb got up and went to GedSur, and brought AbSalom back to Jerusalem. 24 And the king said, ‘Let him go back home, but I don’t want to see his face!’

As the result, AbSalom returned to his house, but he couldn’t see the face of the king.

25 Now, there wasn’t a man in all Israel who was more admired than AbSalom. For, from the sole of his feet to the top of his head, there wasn’t a blemish; 26 and when it came to cutting his hair, it took so long that it became bothersome. Why, whenever he cut it and set it aside, it weighed as much as two royal coins!

27 Now, AbSalom had three sons and one daughter, whose name was Themar. She was a pretty woman, and she married Solomon’s son RehoBoam, to whom she gave birth to AbiA.

28 Well, AbSalom stayed in Jerusalem for two years, and he never saw the face of the king. 29 So he sent for JoAb, because he wanted to send him to the king. However, JoAb wouldn’t come to him. Then he sent for him a second time, but he just didn’t want to come. 30 So, AbSalom said to his servants, ‘You know that field of JoAb’s next to mine where he’s growing barley? Go and burn it!’

Then the servants of AbSalom went and burned JoAb’s field, and his servants went to him ripping their clothes, and said, ‘The servants of AbSalom have burned your portion of the field!’

31 So, JoAb got up and went to the house of AbSalom, and asked him, ‘Why did your servants burn my field?’

32 And AbSalom replied, ‘Look, I called for you and asked you to come here, because I wanted to send you to the king and ask, Why did you bring me from GedSur? Things were good for me there. And look, I haven’t seen the face of the king! Now, if I’m unrighteous, then just kill me.’

33 So, JoAb went to the king and spoke to him, then he called for AbSalom and he went in to the king, bowed before him, and fell with his face to the ground before him. Then the king kissed AbSalom.

Chapter 15

1 Thereafter, AbSalom obtained some chariots and horsemen, and he recruited fifty men to run in front of him. 2 Then he would get up early each morning and station himself along the street by the city gate. And whenever he saw someone who was coming to try a case before the king, he would call to him and ask, ‘What city are you coming from?’ And if he replied, ‘Your servant is from one of the tribes of Israel,’ 3 he would say, ‘Look, you have a good case, but no one from the king will listen to it. 4 So, why doesn’t he appoint me as the judge of the land and let me handle the disputes and cases, for I will give you justice.’

5 And whenever some man would come and bow before him, he would reach out and grab him, then kiss him. 6 Well, AbSalom was doing this to everyone from Israel who came to the king for a judgment, and he was winning the hearts of the men of Israel.

7 Then, at the end of forty years, AbSalom went to his father and said, ‘I’m going to Hebron to pay something that I vowed to Jehovah. 8 For, while I was in GedSur Syria, I vowed to Jehovah that if He would return me to Jerusalem, I would be His servant.’

9 And the king said to him, ‘Go in peace.’

So he got up and went to Hebron.

10 Now, AbSalom had sent spies among all the tribes of Israel, who were told, ‘When you hear the sound of trumpets blowing, you must shout: AbSalom is now reigning as king in Hebron.’

11 So, AbSalom left Jerusalem along with two hundred men, who really didn’t suspect anything. 12 Then, while he was offering his sacrifices, AbSalom sent and called for AhiThophel the Gelamonite (David’s advisor) from his city of Gola. And there he formed a strong confederation, and many people started following AbSalom.

13 Well, when the report came to David that the hearts of the men of Israel had turned toward AbSalom, 14 David said to all his servants in Jerusalem, ‘Let’s get up and run from here, because nothing can save us from AbSalom! Hurry, let’s go, so he doesn’t overtake us and do bad things to us, then destroy the city with swords.’

15 And the king’s servants replied, ‘We’ll do whatever our lord the king says, because {Look!} we are your servants.’

16 So, the king and his whole house just walked away, but he left ten of his concubines behind to guard the house. 17 Then the king and all his servants traveled on foot to a house that was very far away.

18 Well, while the king and his servants were on the way to the desert, they [met up with some] Chelethites and Phelethites who were waiting on the Mount of Olives. So, along with all the people who came with [David], there were now six hundred great men and warriors from the Chelethites, Phelethites, and Gethites, because six hundred men had walked from Gath to join the king.

19 So, the king asked ItTai (the Gethite): ‘Why are you traveling with us? Go back and live with the [new] king! Why, you are foreigners and you’ve left your homes… 20 you’ve just joined me, so are you [now planning to] travel with us… are you moving away from your homes?’

And he replied, ‘I will go wherever you are going.’

[But David said], ‘Go back, and take your brothers with you, for Jehovah will bring you kindness and truth!

21 But ItTai replied to the king, ‘As Jehovah lives, and as my lord the king lives, no matter what happens to my lord… whether he lives or dies, I will be your servant.’

22 And the king said, ‘Then come with me!’ And ItTai the Gethite and all his servants (a huge number of them) traveled with the king.

23 Well, throughout the land, people were crying and wailing. Then the king and all his people crossed the Cedar (Kidron) Wadi and traveled toward the edge of the desert. 24 {Look!} Then they saw Zadok and all the Levites carrying the Chest of the Sacred Agreement of Jehovah from the [Tent of God]. Well, they set the Chest of God down, and AbiAthar came to him as all the people came from the city [of Jerusalem].

25 Then the king said to Zadok, ‘Take the Chest of God back to the city. For, if I should find favor in the eyes of Jehovah and He returns me, then He will show it to me in all His glory. 26 But if He should say that He doesn’t want me, then look… here I am! May He do to me whatever is good in His eyes.’

27 And the king told Zadok the Priest, ‘Look; you, your son AhiMaAz, your other two sons, and JoNathan (the son of AbiAthar), just return to the city in peace. 28 For I’m going to live like a soldier in the desert, and I’ll wait there for you to send word to me.’

29 So, Zadok and AbiAthar returned the Chest of God to Jerusalem, and it stayed there.

30 Then David climbed the Mount of Olives barefoot and with his head covered, and he was crying. And all the people came with him with their heads covered and crying.

31 Well, when David was told that AhiThophel had joined the confederation with AbSalom, he said, ‘O Jehovah my God, confuse the counsel of AhiThophel!’

32 Then, when David got to Ros, he bowed there before God. And {Look} coming to meet him was HushAi, David’s best friend, ripping his clothes and piling dirt on his head. 33 And David said to him, ‘If you come with me, you’ll just be a burden to me. 34 But if you return to the city, I want you to say to AbSalom, Your brothers left me to follow your father. So I’m your servant now, O king; please allow me to live. For, although I was once your father’s servant, I’m yours now.

‘And if you’ll do this for me, you will confuse the counsel of AhiThophel.

35 ‘Look, there are the Priests Zadok and AbiAthar. Go with them and report everything that you hear from the [palace] of the king to them. 36 And there are their two sons, AhiMaAz (Zadok’s son) and JoNathan (AbiAthar’s son). Use them to send back every word that you hear.’

37 So, HushAi (David’s best friend) returned to the city, and the AbSalom entered Jerusalem.

Chapter 16

1 After David had traveled a short distance from Ros, {Look!} Ziba (MephiBosheth’s servant) came to meet him with a pair of saddled burros, two-hundred loaves of bread, a bushel of raisins, a hundred clusters of dried fruit, and a skin flask of wine. 2 And the king asked Ziba, ‘What’s this for?’

And Ziba said, ‘The animals are for the house of the king to ride; 3 the bread and the dried fruit are for your servants to eat; and the wine is for those who get weak [as they travel] in the desert.’

3 Then the king asked, ‘And where is your lord’s son?’

And Ziba replied, ‘{Look!} He’s sitting in Jerusalem, for he said, Today the kingdom of Israel will return to the house of my father.’

4 And the king said, ‘{Look!} I am giving you everything that is MephiBosheth’s.’

And as he bowed, Ziba said, ‘May I find favor in your eyes, O my lord the king.’

5 Well, when King David got to BaUrim, {Look!} there came a man who was related to the house of Saul, whose name was Shimei (the son of Gera)… he came there cursing 6 and throwing stones at David and all his servants.

Well, all the people (and all the mighty ones) were walking on either side of the king. 7 And Shimei shouted, as he was cursing, ‘Get out of here you murderer; you criminal; 8 for Jehovah has brought all the blood of the house of Saul on you for taking his place as the ruler. And now He has given the kingdom into the hand of your son AbSalom. So, you’ve received some of your own badness, because you’re a murderer!’

9 And AbiShai (the son of ZeruJah) said to the king, ‘Why does my lord the king put up with the cursing of this dead dog? Allow me to go over and remove his head.’

10 And the king said to AbiShai, ‘What difference does it make to me and to you sons of ZeruJah? Leave him alone and let him curse, because Jehovah told him to curse David. So there’s no reason to ask him why he’s doing this.’

11 And David said to AbiShai and his servants, ‘Why, my son who came from my own belly wants to kill me, so let the son of the BenJamite curse, because Jehovah told him to do it. 12 Now, may Jehovah look at my humiliation and provide good things for me in place of his curses today.’

13 So David and all his men just kept traveling along, as Shimei ran alongside them next to the mountain, cursing, and throwing stones and dirt. 14 And finally the king and all his people got tired and stopped to rest.

15 Well, AbSalom, AhiThophel, and all his men of Israel entered Jerusalem, 16 Then HushAi (David’s best friend) went to see to AbSalom and said, ‘Long live the king!’

17 But AbSalom asked HushAi, ‘Is this the way you treat your friend? Why didn’t you go along with your buddy?’

18 And HushAi said, ‘First; I’ll follow whoever Jehovah and His people (the men of Israel) have chosen. I will stick with him and stay with him. 19 And second; who will I be serving? Won’t I be serving his son? So, just as I served your father, that’s how I will serve you.’

20 Then AbSalom said to AhiThophel, ‘Now, perhaps we should be discussing what we should do next.’

21 And AhiThophel said this to AbSalom, ‘Your father left some concubines behind to guard his house. So, why don’t you go to bed with them, so that all Israel will hear how you disgraced your father; for that will strengthen your hand with the people.’

22 So they pitched a tent on the roof, where AbSalom took his father’s concubines to bed with him before all Israel.

23 Back then, AbSalom sought the counsel of AhiThophel on how he should go about asking things of God, for AhiThophel had given council to David, and then to AbSalom.

Chapter 17

1 Well, AhiThophel said to AbSalom: ‘I will choose twelve-thousand men and I’m going to go after David tonight, 2 because, when I get there he’ll be tired and weak. We’ll catch him unaware and startle him, then his people will flee, and I can kill the king when he’s all alone. 3 Thereafter, I’ll bring all his people back to you the way a bride is brought to her husband. For after [we’ve taken] the life of the man you’re searching for, all the people will be at peace.’

4 Well, this sounded like a good idea to AbSalom and all the elders of Israel, 5 but AbSalom said: ‘Call HushAi the Arachite, for I want to hear what he has to say about this,’

6 So, HushAi came to AbSalom, and AbSalom told him about the plan. Then he asked, ‘Do you think we should do what he suggested? If not, speak up!’

7 And HushAi said to AbSalom, ‘This counsel that AhiThophel has given you isn’t a good idea this time. 8 For, you know your father and his men; they’re very brave and strong, and they’re as angry as a bear that has lost its cub in a field, or a wild boar that has been cornered. And your father is a warrior, so he would never sleep with his family. 9 Look, he’s hiding in the hills or somewhere else. So, when the attack begins, he’ll hear it and say, AbSalom’s people are attacking.

10 ‘Remember that this mighty man who has the heart of a lion will just melt away once he knows that he’s finished, for all Israel knows how mighty your father and his men are. 11 So, this is what I advise: Gather all [the men of] Israel from Dan to BeerSheba, [and create an army] as large as the sands of the sea… and you should lead them. 12 And when you catch up with him – no matter where he may be – you must camp around him. Then, [attack him] just as the dew is settling on the ground, and don’t leave him or any of his men alive. 13 Or if you should find him in a city, you must bring all Israel against that city, tear it down, and throw each of its stones into a riverbed.’

14 Well, AbSalom and all the men of Israel said, ‘The counsel of HushAi the Arachite is better than the counsel of AhiThophel.’ (However, it was Jehovah who caused the good counsel of AhiThophel to lose out, so He could bring bad things to AbSalom).

15 Then HushAi (the Aarachite) went to Zadok and AbiAthar (the Priests), and told them of the advice that AhiThophel gave AbSalom and the elders of Israel. 16 And he said, ‘Now send a message to David quickly, so the king and his people aren’t caught!’

17 Well, JoNathan and AhiMaAz had stopped at Rogel Springs. And a young female servant came to them there and gave them the message, so they went to report it to King David. However, they didn’t want to be seen entering the city. 18 And then a young man noticed them and sent a report to AbSalom. So the two ran to the house of a man [they knew] in BaUrim and hid in a cistern in his courtyard. 19 But then a woman came and took the cover off the cistern to allow the desert [winds] to cool the water. However, she didn’t notice them. 20 And when AbSalom’s men came to the house and saw the woman, they asked her, ‘Where are AhiMaAz and JoNathan?’ And she told them, ‘They went for a little water.’

Well, they looked around, but couldn’t find them, so they returned to Jerusalem. 21 Then after they left, [AhiMaAz and JoNathan] climbed out of the cistern, and went and gave the report to King David. They said to him, ‘Quickly… get up and cross the river! For AhiThophel has [planned a trap] for you!’

22 So, David and his people got up and crossed the Jordan before daylight, so no one was aware that they [had gone].

23 In the meantime, when AhiThophel realized that his counsel had been rejected, he saddled his burro and went back to his home, then he discharged his staff and hung himself. And they buried him in the tomb of his father.

24 Well, David had traveled all the way to ManaIm. But then AbSalom and all his men crossed the Jordan [in pursuit].

25 Now, AbSalom had put Amasa in charge of his army (in place of JoAb). Amasa was the son of Jether, an Israelite from JezreEl. 26 And he went to see AbiGail, the daughter of Jesse and the sister of ZeruJah, who was the mother of JoAb. Meanwhile, AbSalom and the army of Israel had camped in the land of Gilead.

27 Well, when David entered ManaIm, Uesbi (the son of NaAs from RabBath, an AmMonite) and Machir (the son of AmiEl from Lodabar), and BarZilLai (the Gileadite from RogelLim) 28 brought ten cots and blankets, ten pots, some plates, and some wheat, barley, flour, toasted grain, beans, lentils, 29 honey, butter, mutton, and cheese, and they gave it to David and his people to eat. For they said, ‘They are starving, thirsty, and weak from traveling through the desert.’

Chapter 18

1 Then David counted his men to see how many were with him, and he assigned generals and officers over them. 2 Then he sent them out [to battle] – a third under the direction of JoAb, a third under the direction of AbiShai (the son of ZeruJah, JoAb’s brother), and a third under the direction of ItTai the Gethite. And David said to the people, ‘Now, I’ll be leading you.’

3 But they said, ‘You can’t come, for if [AbSalom’s people] kill half of us, losing you would be like losing ten-thousand men. So, it’s best for you stay in the city to direct us.’

4 And the king said, ‘I’ll do whatever you wish.’

So, the king stood at the city gate as his army passed by in companies and divisions. 5 And the king gave orders to JoAb, AbiShai, and ItTai, saying, ‘Spare the young man AbSalom for me!’ And all the people heard what the king said to them about AbSalom.

6 Well, they marched to a forest that was directly opposite [the army of] Israel, and the battle started there in the Woods of Ephraim. 7 But the army of Israel didn’t fare well against the followers of David, for they lost twenty-thousand of their men. 8 However, the war raged on throughout the land. And the thick forest killed as many men as were killed with swords that day.

9 Then David’s men caught up with AbSalom, who was riding his mule. And as the mule took off into a dense thicket, his head got caught in the branches of an oak tree, and he hung there between the sky and the ground, because the mule took off and left him hanging there.

10 Well, a man saw what happened and he told JoAb, ‘I’ve found AbSalom; he’s hanging in an oak tree.’

11 And JoAb said, ‘You saw this and you didn’t cut him to the ground? I would have given you ten large silver coins if you had.’

12 But the man told JoAb, ‘If you had given me a thousand large silver coins I wouldn’t have done that, for I would never raise a hand against a son of the king. Why, we all heard the king tell you (AbiShai, and ItTai) to guard the young man AbSalom for him. 13 So, it would be wrong to kill him! For then the king would surely hear about it, and you and I would thereafter be on opposite sides.’

14 But JoAb said, ‘Well, that’s what’s going to happen, for I’m not going to put up with this!’

So, JoAb took three arrows and shot them into the chest of AbSalom as he was still alive, hanging there in the midst of the oak tree. 15 Then, ten of his young men took JoAb’s weapons and stabbed AbSalom [to make sure] he was dead. 16 And JoAb blew his battle horn to call his people back from their pursuit of Israel, because he wanted to spare them.

17 Thereafter, JoAb took AbSalom’s body and threw it into a deep gulley in the forest, and he formed a huge pile of rocks over it as a monument, while the whole army of Israel was running back to their tents.

18 Well, while AbSalom was still alive, he had built a monument for himself in the Valley of the Kings, for he said; ‘I have no sons to remind people of my name.’ So, he named the monument after himself, calling it ‘The Hand of AbSalom,’ which is still there today.

19 Thereafter, AhiMaAz (the son of Zadok) said, ‘Run and bring the good news to the king, that Jehovah has passed judgment on his enemies.’

20 But JoAb told him, ‘Don’t bring it as good news today; save that for another day, for it isn’t good news that a son of the king has died.’ 21 And JoAb said (to HushAi), ‘Just go to the king and tell him what you’ve seen!’

So, HushAi bowed before JoAb and left.

22 Then AhiMaAz (the son of Zadok) said to JoAb: ‘Let me run after HushAi!’

And JoAb said, ‘Why do you want to do this, my son? Come along, for there’s no good news that will be of any benefit to you if you go there.’

23 And AhiMaAz said, ‘But what if I run?’

And JoAb said, ‘Okay, then run!’ So, AhiMaAz ran along the road to KeChar, and he passed HushAi.

24 Well, David was sitting between the two city gates, as the watchman was on the roof of the gate, next to the wall. And he looked out and saw a man running toward them. 25 So he yelled and reported it to the king. And the king asked, ‘Is he is alone? Is he bringing good news?’

Then, as he was approaching, 26 the watchman saw another man running. And he yelled out, ‘Look, there’s another man running by himself!’

And the king said, ‘Surely he’s bringing good news!’

27 And the watchman said, ‘I see that the man running ahead is AhiMaAz, the son of Zadok; so he must be coming with good news.’

28 Then AhiMaAz yelled to the king, ‘Peace!’ as he bowed to the ground before the king. And he said, ‘Praise your God Jehovah, for he has closed the mouths of those who have raised their hands against my lord the king.’

29 And the king asked, ‘Do we now have peace with the young man AbSalom?’

And AhiMaAz said, ‘I saw a large happy crowd standing around the king’s servant JoAb, so I came here. But I’m not sure exactly what happened there.’

30 And the king said, ‘Step aside and stand over there!’ So, he stepped aside and stood nearby.

31 Then HushAi came and said to the king, ‘I have good news to announce to my lord the king, for today Jehovah has passed judgment upon all those who opposed you!’

32 And the king asked HushAi, ‘And how is the young man AbSalom?’

Then he replied: ‘The young man has fared as have all the enemies of my lord the king, and as all who have done evil things against him.’

33 Well, the king was very upset, so he went up into the room above the gate and cried. He cried, ‘O my son AbSalom! O my son! O my son AbSalom! Why couldn’t I have died instead of you, AbSalom? O my son! O my son!’

Chapter 19

1 Then a message was sent to JoAb that the king was crying and mourning over AbSalom 2 rather than celebrating a victory, and that his people had gone into mourning, because they heard that the king was [disturbed over the death of] his son. 3 And the people had just melted away into the city like men who were running from a battle.

4 Well, the king refused to show his face, for he kept crying and sobbing, ‘O my son AbSalom! AbSalom! O my son!’

5 Finally, JoAb went into the king’s house, and said, ‘You’ve disgraced all your servants who fought to save you today, as well as your sons, your daughters, your wives, and your concubines, 6 because you’re indicating that you love the ones who hated you, and that you hate those who love you. Why, you’re giving the impression that your leaders and your servants are nothing, and that if AbSalom were alive today and all the rest of us were dead, it would be a better thing in your eyes.

7 ‘Now get up… go out and talk to your servants! Tell them how you really feel! For I swear by Jehovah, that unless you go out there today, there won’t be a man standing with you tonight. Realize that the evil you’re doing here is worse that all the evil things that have happened to you since you were young.’

8 So, the king then got up and sat at the gate. And all the people started shouting, ‘Look, the king is sitting at the gate.’ And all the people gathered to him there.

Now, the army of Israel had all run back to their tents, 9 and all the tribes of Israel were arguing with each other, saying, ‘King David rescued us from all our enemies, and he saved us from the hands of the Philistines. But he fled from the land and his kingdom, because he was running from AbSalom. 10 However, AbSalom, who we anointed to be [our king], has died in the battle. So, why don’t we just quietly return to the king?’

And then all Israel returned to the king.

11 Thereafter, King David sent for Zadok and AbiAthar (the Priests) and said, ‘Speak to the elders of Judah and ask them why they’re the last to welcome the king back to his palace.’

Well, these words of the king were spread throughout all Israel. 12 For he said, ‘My brothers, you are my own flesh and bones, so why are you the last to welcome the king back to his palace? 13 Are you going to say to Amasa, You are our flesh and bones? No! May God curse me and add more to it if the one in charge of my armies is anyone other than JoAb.’

14 Well, this turned the hearts of all the men of Judah, and they sent a message to the king saying, ‘You and all your servants should return!’

15 So, the king traveled toward the Jordan, and all the men of Judah came to Gilgal to welcome the king and to accompany him across [the river].

16 Then Shimei (the son of Gera, the son of the BenJamite from BaUrim) hurried with the men of Judea to meet King David, 17 and he brought along a thousand men from BenJamin, as well as Ziba (the servant of the house of Saul) and his fifteen sons and twenty servants. They all went straight to the king at the Jordan, 18 to officially welcome him as he crossed the ford (in order to satisfy his family, and to do the right thing in his eyes).

Then Shimei (the son of Gera) fell to his face before the king at the Jordan, 19 and he said, ‘Please, my lord; forgive the lawless way that your servant acted when the king left Jerusalem… please put it out of your heart, 20 for your servant knows that he has sinned! Now look; here I’ve come before all Israel and the house of Joseph today, to welcome back my lord the king.’

21 But AbiShai (the son of ZeruJah) asked, ‘Shouldn’t Shemei be put to death for cursing the anointed of Jehovah?’

22 And David said, ‘Why are you sons of ZeruJah always coming to me with plots? Today no man of Israel will be put to death, because I still don’t know whether I’m the ruler.’

23 Then the king said to Shimei, ‘You won’t die,’ and he swore an oath to him.

24 And thereafter, MephiBosheth (the son of JoNathan and grandson of Saul) came to welcome the king. However, he hadn’t washed his feet, cut his nails, or trimmed his mustache, and his clothes hadn’t been washed since the day he left to ask the king for peace. 25 So, when he came from Jerusalem to greet him, the king asked, ‘Why didn’t you come along with me, MephiBosheth?’

26 And MephiBosheth answered, ‘O my lord, O king; it was because my servant had misled me. For, when your servant told him to saddle my burro and help me mount it (because your servant is lame) to go with the king, 27 he didn’t do it. However, my lord the king is as a messenger of God; so you do whatever is good in your eyes! 28 For when there was no one else left of the house of my father (other than those who deserved death from my lord the king), you allowed your servant to eat at your table. So, what reason would I have to speak out against the king?’

29 And the king said to him, ‘Why are you still talking? You must now give your field to Ziba!’

30 And MephiBosheth said, ‘Yes, may he take everything, now that my lord the king is returning in peace to his palace.’

31 Then BarZilLai (the Gileadite) came to the king at the Jordan from RogelLim, to accompany him on his way back home. 32 Now, BarZilLai was a very old man (eighty years old), but he had fed the king while he was living in ManaIm, because he was very wealthy. 33 So the king said to BarZilLai, ‘Now come to Jerusalem with me, and I will care for you in your old age.’

34 But BarZilLai said to the king: ‘How many years do you think I have left, so that I should travel with the king to Jerusalem? 35 Why, I’m eighty years old today, so how can I appreciate what you’re doing? Can I still enjoy the taste of the food and drink that you will offer me? Or can I still enjoy the voices of men and women singing? So, why should I burden my lord the king? 36 Your servant will just travel with the king for a short way to the Jordan. Then, what reward or payment can you give me? 37 Let your servant stay here to die in my city, and be buried with my father and mother. But look, your servant’s son CamaAm will cross [the Jordan] with my lord the king… please do for him whatever you find good in your eyes.’

38 And the king said, ‘Then let CamaAm cross over with me, and I will do what is good in my eyes for him… whatever you ask of me, I will do for you.’

39 Well, as all the people were crossing the Jordan, the king also prepared to cross, so he kissed BarZilLai and blest him, and then he returned to his people. 40 And as the king was crossing over toward Gilgal, CamaAm crossed [the river] with him, along with all the people of Judah and half the people of Israel.

41 Then the men of Israel came to the king and asked, ‘Why did you allow our brothers of Judah to steal you and help the king, his household, and his army to cross the Jordan?’

42 And the men of Judah shouted, ‘Because the king is our close relative. So, why are you so irritated about this? Has the king given us food, or gifts, or brought us a tribute?’

43 And the men of Israel replied, ‘We have ten [tribes] that serve the king, so we’re the firstborn. How do you have [a greater claim] to David? We came here [to welcome him back] before you did, so why did you insult us by not allowing us to be the first to escort the king?’

But men of Judah shouted down the men of Israel.

Chapter 20

1 Well, there was a man who was referred to as the Son of a Lawbreaker. His name was SabeE, and he was the son of BoChori, a BenJamite. He then blew his horn and shouted, ‘David [doesn’t have any respect] for us, nor does the son of Jesse have an inheritance for us. So men of Israel, let’s go back to our tents!’

2 And then all the men of Israel who were following David turned and started following the son of BoChori. However, the men of Judah stuck by their king [and followed him] from the Jordan to Jerusalem.

3 Then, when David arrived at his palace in Jerusalem, he took the ten concubines who he had left to guard the house, and had them put under guard. He took care of them, but he never went to bed with them again. So, they lived in custody as widows until the day they died.

4 Well, the king then said to Amasa (the one who had served as the commander-in-chief of AbSalom’s army): ‘Call the army of Judah to assemble here in three days… and then come back here!’

5 So, Amasa went and called [the army of] Judah, but he stayed away longer than David told him to, 6 because David had told Amasa, ‘Now we’re going to do something worse to the son of BoChori than we did to AbSalom. Get my servants and chase after him before he finds a fortified city and gives us a black eye.’

7 Then JoAb’s men (the Cherethites, the Phelethites, and all the mightiest warriors) went after him… they left Jerusalem to chase down the son of BoChori. 8 Well, when they reached Great Stone in Gibeon, they found Amasa standing there before them. And JoAb, who was dressed in full uniform and carrying a sword in its sheath, drew his sword 9 and said to Amasa: ‘Are you in good health, O brother?’

Then he grabbed Amasa’s beard with his right hand as if to kiss him 10 (for Amasa didn’t notice the sword in JoAb’s other hand), and JoAb stuck the sword into his belly, pouring his guts out on the ground. Then he stabbed him a second time, killing him. And with that, JoAb and his brother AbiShai were ready to go after the son of BoChori. 11 So, one of JoAb’s servants stood up next to him and shouted to Amasa’s army, ‘Who is on JoAb’s side, and who is for David? Let him follow JoAb!’

12 Well, Amasa was lying there dead in the middle of the road covered in blood, and one of his men carried his body from the road into a field and covered it with a cape, so people would stop coming by to look at it. 13 And after he took the body out of the road, all the men of Israel went with JoAb to hunt down the son of BoChori.

14 Well, [the son of BoChori] had traveled throughout all the tribes of Israel on his way to Abel BethMacha. 15 Then they came and attacked him at Abel BethMacha, building a ramp around the city wall, because they planned to tear the wall down. 16 But a wise woman yelled from the wall, ‘Listen! Listen! Tell JoAb to come here, because I want to speak to him!’

17 So he got up close to her, and the woman asked, ‘Are you JoAb?’

And he said, ‘I am.’

And she said, ‘Listen to what your servant has to say!’

And JoAb said, ‘I’m listening.’

18 And she said, ‘There’s a saying that goes, Ask in Abel; for if the plans of the trusted ones fail in Dan, they should ask in Abel. 19 Now, I’m one of the peaceful ones who is in support of Israel, but you’re planning to destroy a city… and a mother-city of Israel at that. So, why would you sink the inheritance of Jehovah?’

20 And JoAb replied, ‘Be kind and friendly with me, or I’ll not only sink it, I’ll totally destroy it! 21 For, isn’t this the place where a man from the hills of Ephraim called the son of BoChori is staying… he who lifted his hand against King David? Hand him over to me personally, and I’ll leave your city.’

And the woman said to JoAb, ‘Look! I’ll toss his head to you over the wall.’

22 So, the woman went to her people and told everyone in the city her wise plan. So they cut off the head of the son of BoChori and tossed it to JoAb. Then he blew his horn and all his men went back to their tents, and JoAb returned to the king in Jerusalem

23 Thereafter, JoAb was put in charge over all the armies of Israel… BenaiJah (the son of JehoiAda) was over the Cherethites and the Phelethites, 24 AdoniRam was in charge of the tributes, JoSaphat (the son of AchiLuth) kept the records, 25 Susa was the scribe, Zadok and AbiAthar were the Priests, 26 and Iras (the son of Jarin) was David’s personal Priest.

Chapter 21

1 Well, there were three consecutive years of famine in the days of David, so he asked Jehovah, and Jehovah said: ‘This has happened because the house of Saul is guilty of shedding [innocent] blood when he killed the Gibeonites.’

2 So the king called the Gibeonites, and he said: ‘Why, the Gibeonites aren’t [really] Israelites; they’re just what is left of the Amorites. However, although the sons of Israel had sworn an oath to them, Saul attacked them in his zeal for the sons of Israel and Judah.’

3 Then David asked the Gibeonites, ‘What must I do for you… what must I do to [pay for our sins], and to get you to bless the inheritance of Jehovah?’

4 And the Gibeonites replied, ‘The problem can’t be paid for with silver or gold by Saul and his house; and there’s no one left for us to put to death in all Israel.’

5 And [David] said, ‘Then what can I do for you?’

And they told the king, ‘[Saul] would have finished us off, because he chased us, tried to trick us, and he attempted to wipe us out. As the result, we’ve decided to remove [any trace] of him so that his ways won’t last in the borders of Israel. 6 Therefore, give us seven of his descendants and we will hang them in the sun before Jehovah in Saul’s town of Gibeon.’

And the king said, ‘I will give them to you.’

7 However, the king spared MephiBosheth (the son of JoNathan and the grandson of Saul), because of the oath that Jehovah had made between them… between David and JoNathan (Saul’s son). 8 So, the king took the two sons of Respha (the daughter of AiAh, Saul’s concubine) who gave birth to Ermoni and MephiBosheth, and the five sons of Michol (Saul’s daughter), who she bore to EsdriEl (the son of BarZilLai the Moulathite). 9 Then he handed them over to the Gibeonites, and they hung them on the mountain in the sun before Jehovah. And there they fell – all seven of them together.

Well, this happened at the beginning of the barley harvest. 10 So, Respha (the daughter of AiAh) took sackcloth and made a bed for herself on a rock, [which she slept on] from the beginning of the barley harvest until water dripped from God in the sky. And she wouldn’t allow the flying creatures of the sky to rest there during the day, or wild animals to rest there at night.

11 Then all the things that Respha (the daughter of AiAh) Saul’s concubine was doing were reported to David. 12 And David sent and had the bones of Saul and his son JoNathan taken from the sons of Jabish Gilead (which they stole from the city square of BethSan, where the Philistines put them after they killed Saul at Gilboa). 13 Then they gathered the bones of the men who were hung in the sun, 14 and they carried all the bones (of Saul, JoNathan, and the men who were hung in the sun) to the land of BenJamin, where they were buried on the side of a hill, in the tomb of Kish, Saul’s father. And they did exactly as the king told them, so God started paying attention to the land again.

15 Well, there was still a state of war between the Philistines and Israel, so David took his men and went to fight the Philistines. However, David started felling poorly.

16 Now, Jesbi (who was a descendant of Rapha) had a brass spear that weighed as much as three-hundred large silver coins, and he was wearing heavy armor; and he decided to attack David. 17 However, AbiShai (the son of ZeruJah) came to his aid and struck down the Philistine, and killed him.

Then the men of David swore an oath to him saying, ‘You will never come with us in battle again, so that the lamp of Israel won’t be extinguished.’

18 But the war with the Philistines still raged in Gath. Then SeboCha (the Astatothite) conquered the descendants of the giants. 19 However, there was still war with the Philistines in Gob. Then EleAnan (the son of AriOrgim the BethLehemite) killed Goliath the GitTite, whose spear was as large as a weaving loom.

20 But war still raged in Gath. And there was a man from Madon who had six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot (for a total of twenty-four) who was the son of Rapha. 21 He came and shouted insults at Is